(SPOILERS for Chapter 5 of Raelan's route)
How is it possible that a game this good has almost to nothing fandom? How is it possible that a game can make me feel like kicking up my legs like a teenage girl at almost 1'oclock in the night? How is it possible that I've barely even finished one route and I already feel like dying from the tension? This is a crime. A travesty. A disaster. (for my heart)
This is totally not me screaming and rambling after that boat scene on Chapter 5 in Raelan's route. Nope. And I also didn't ramble to my friend just now. It was my alter-ego, clearly.
Just, if anyone has any idea how to separate yourself from a certain married puppy and maintain a platonic relationship with him, please tell me how because clearly my red-choice-pressing finger does not clearly know how.
And how to cope after a certain harlot elf confesses his love to you under the guise of an argument. Yeah, that'd be nice too.